Pick up line via dating website:
"you look like a teddy bear, you smile so pretty"
REALLY?!?!? No wonder you're single buddy!
Now, what I wanna know is do I look like a teddy bear BECAUSE I smile so pretty? Or I look like a teddy bear cause I'm round and squishy and in addition, I have a great smile.
Either way, you don't tell a girl she looks like a teddy bear. It's call curvy! I'm not all that squishy either. Call me a teddy bear again and I'll jab you with my bony elbow!
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Ya ummm I'd take offense to that foe shizzle
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